Four porns and seven teens ago, there was a story about a schoolgirl named Adria Rae and how she got laid by one of our founding fathers.
She had to write a paper on the Civil War and needed an extension, she was offered a Lincoln log and quickly, she accepted the terms of her own Emancipation Proclamation.
The student proceeded with the Gettysburg Undressing. It was at this point, they laid their bodies atop each other like the foundation of logs for a cabin. Lincoln slammed his wood into her underground railroad but alas, his mighty oak was no match.
Knowing his time was cumming to an end, he attempted to John Wilkes Booth her with a money shot to the back of the head but only managed to finish on her butt.